Jet Set

JET SET

JET SET

Shit was cool till the rhino showed up…

The party was flowing, just divine. Then suddenly from across the room I saw her face, it was a look of dismay. The look you never want to see at a society party. The look that lets you know a test was here…

And in comes the rhino, a freak of nature, the sideshow act.
Conjoined FUCKING rhino twins!!! Can you imagine the social/physical logistics involved in dealing with a creature of these dimensions. The oh shit factor just hit 1157, and now I have to hide my new fucking bvlgari china, since mister just because I been here since the creation of time showed up, I don’t give a shit if his horn is majikal. What will my guests say?

Shit was cool till the rhino showed up.
Remember this…